Too Much Not Enough

I would normally advise you to prep the fallout shelter, get a bunch of canned food, go to Wal-Mart to stock up on ammo, destroy your cellphone and start making tinfoil hats: Big Brother is here. The NSA now gets to spy on Americans in America, without making its case for a warrant before a court, without being held accountable, and without providing recourse to any aggrieved, offended, or abused parties. Wasn't there some BS about search and seizure in the Bill of Quaint Rights?

Actually, I don't see too much to worry about. We can't even recognize and hang onto a guy with a multimillion dollar bounty on his head when he's in our jail. His name's Zarqawi. I hear he's bad, but maybe the NSA should listen to him ordering take-out to make sure. Gives "catch and release" a whole new meaning.

Doin' a great job, Bushie.