Get Geraldo In There With A Camera!! NOW!!!

In a world, where we get photos of the food between Julia Roberts' teeth and secure video of George W. Bush being told about the impending wipeout fo New Orleans before he lied about not being told about it, WHY, oh why, are there not pictures of the retarded (AFP's word, not mine) family of human quadrupeds in Turkey?!?

Get the torrent of the BBC Mar. 17 broadcast, please, someone, ANYONE.