Follow The Barcodes...

...to paraphrase Deep Throat.

Is anyone surprised? I'm not. I mean, I'm pretty sure my dad had a nuclear weapons program hidden under the driver's seat of his Mustang in the 80's, and if he could do it, then why not Pakistan, Saudi Arabia, or Pat Robertson?*

I just hope Robertson is senile enough to have forgotten where the button is -- he was voted "Most Likely To Launch a First Strike" by the Oral Roberts Class of 1902, after all.


* - Actually, that's where he hid his smokes; Silva Thins. Same diff.